Hey, what are you thankful for on this holiday? Since Thanksgiving comes today in Canada, I thought I'd share a few things I know I'm thankful for.
I mean I could pick the usuals. I'm thankful for family, for a loving girlfriend, for the Norfolk fair…… but no. Those are things other people would be thankful for. As for me..
I'm thankful for the fact that New Orleans is getting back to business. you know, the business of beating up arrestees, then assaulting a reporter filming it.
As originally posted on Generation Zel! Radio
Well let's start off with this afternoon's linky-trash. Seattle is considering banning lap dances entirely. This will lead to pranks such as this one pulled by a guy who owns a tavern in England….
The Green Bay Packers are NFL's dumbest team. This is not to be confused with Roby's TFL Gilbertville Packers, nor the Gilbertville Baseball Packers, both of which are strugglling, but are not 0-3…
Here's some good news. Finally, a teacher points the finger at why the bad kids in school are how they are. The Parents. It's about time.
Okay, so… Richie celebrated his 26th birthday weekend by drinking and acting retarded.
Here's Richie with his awesome and very tolerant girlfriend.
At the London Arms they give you 3 – 3 1/2 shots per fishbowl. Mmmm rye and coke in a fishbowl.
Here's Richie singing his signature title, "Baby Got Back." I must say, it was not my best rendition, but it was good. I was dissapointed with the lack of ass shakin' but there was not the participative crowd *shrugs*
That and I selected the wrong Barbie girl. So I couldn't do the male and female parts BUT! Still a good demo for Dana. Who was pretty
horrified satisfied with my performance. Yeahhhh…..
Remember. Watch Porn = Bad. The FBI is watching.
Well with hurricance Rita and Katrina smashing the US, terrorism rampant, nuns being mistaken for Osama Bin Laden's covert agents, and the like, the FBI is busy these days. But apparently not busy enough that they can't tackle a huge US menace. Pr0n. The FBI is taking recruits now. To hunt down pr0n.
"The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography — not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults." This is the Washington Post folks, I didn't make this shit up. Here in Canada we make sure we crack don on that child garbage, but apparently they don't have to do that in the U.S. Instead, they'll target….. Ron Jeremy?
Wow. I'm so glad they thought of this. Even the FBI's own agents can't help but laugh about this one. Me niether!
To celebrate, over the next few days, I'll be featuring "FBI Pr0n Squad" material on my posts, courtesy of the Fark Squad. Each image will link to the babe of the day. Good, family, non-pornographic entertainment.